whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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