rhymes with "ouble enetration"
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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