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i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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