just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I love you.
Bad choice
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