Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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