i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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