so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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