Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Dick very happy bro
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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