It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
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Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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