what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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