But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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