hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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