I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
Randomize
