I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
How's work?
Spinning.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
Randomize
