I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I got her a Nickelback box set.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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