What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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