I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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