fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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