Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Randomize
