Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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