dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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