i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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