once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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