My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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