We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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