Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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