people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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