that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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