Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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