i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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