If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
