Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i think i have herpe
just one?
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
It's never too late to be topless.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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