I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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