BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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