so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Randomize
