Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Randomize
