Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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