you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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