I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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