shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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