Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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