the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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