He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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