WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
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