i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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