Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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