Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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