Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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