is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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