Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
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