I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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